I have the full version of the serenity prayer as a cross stitch framed in my office. >God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, >The c

I have the full version of the serenity prayer as a cross stitch framed in my office. >God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, >The courage to change the things I am able, >The wisdom to know the difference, >And the ability to destroy all of the evidence of the inevitable murder, should the first three fail.