I think it's not a garden-path sentence because the sentence would be grammatically correct in the prehistoric/rainforest parse and even make some sort of sense

I think it's not a garden-path sentence because the sentence would be grammatically correct in the prehistoric/rainforest parse and even make some sort of sense. Of course the meaning would be extremely weird - why would a prehistoric woman be buried with grave goods she refused and how would we even be able to know? - but I've honestly on par with the headlines and articles often posted here. I'd definitely read it.