Why is it sad? I too am curious about what happened but I'm not interested in reading a long, drawn-out abridged biography of the characters right now. A TL;D

Why is it sad? I too am curious about what happened but I'm not interested in reading a long, drawn-out abridged biography of the characters right now. A TL;DR saves me from that pain, and everybody who WANTS to read the full glorious article is more than welcome to. I don't usually find this style of writing to be artful (instead I frequently find it tedious and boring), but neither raldi nor I are asking for the authors to change their style. We both simply appreciate that there's a way to skip the drama and get to the crux of the matter. Thanks OP. (For what it's worth, I really enjoyed "The Eudaemonic Pie", dealing with the same topic of beating the house. That was well written.)