I can imagine how the meeting after the scanners were proved worthless* went: Boss: "Guys, the $1B investment in body scanners is worthless. Suggestions?" Tom

I can imagine how the meeting after the scanners were proved worthless* went: Boss: "Guys, the $1B investment in body scanners is worthless. Suggestions?" Tom: "We could monetize the old way, call it another name, and pretend that we would actually do some extra security check to keep people from panicking." Boss: "Good job, Tom. Get it done." * http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3673462 http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3673462