In college we used the title sequence from The Rockford Files: “This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and number. I’ll get back to you.” Followed b

In college we used the title sequence from The Rockford Files: “This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and number. I’ll get back to you.” Followed by the entire two-minute Mike Post theme song. The only message anyone ever left was, “Christ, what a long message!”