Does anyone else just have zero faith in this? If I came in to a gold plated office, our own barista, private rooms and a massage therapist, I'd love it. And I'

Does anyone else just have zero faith in this? If I came in to a gold plated office, our own barista, private rooms and a massage therapist, I'd love it. And I'd expect it all to disappear as soon as corporate got what they wanted...