Bro, you’re too simple. Are you even printing your own chip wafers? Do you ever key your passwords outside places where you have total physical control? On t

Bro, you’re too simple. Are you even printing your own chip wafers? Do you ever key your passwords outside places where you have total physical control? On that note, do you let your love person stay over for the night (have physical access to your flat)? Your incompetent and flabby security posture makes me want to puke. At the very least, admit that your security posture is „typical educated HN reader“ and you’re not serious, so the rest of us can continue on our business without your mind numbing puerile distractions. [okay that rant was really just a „holier than thou“ parody about how if you’re going to maintain a security posture that’s more tense than 90% of your peers, at least acknowledge what threat model you espouse and acknowledge that others may have a different one. If you had been like: „is this your threat model? Then why don’t you care about this…“, you would have my upvote not my snark. Even if that weren’t my threat model I would have found that exposition commendable.]