Always critics but never providing a viable alternative. So please tell us your model, yank the cable out of the wall and pitch your phone in the lake? I'm most

Always critics but never providing a viable alternative. So please tell us your model, yank the cable out of the wall and pitch your phone in the lake? I'm mostly concerned about advertisers, corps, and my ISP. I know that in my country (the USA) that if they want something out of me they'll take me to a back room and beat it out of me, so generally I don't do illegal stuff.