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One dark night I walked through a cemetery, and as luck would have it, I fell into a freshly dug grave and I was knocked out - soft hit. I tried to get out, but
by aurizon 3y ago
One dark night I walked through a cemetery, and as luck would have it, I fell into a freshly dug grave and I was knocked out - soft hit. I tried to get out, but it was too wide to wedge across and it was almost 10 feet deep, so I tried again and again to escape - to no avail, so I slumped down and sat on the earth. A bit later a singing drunk came along the same path and fell in. He did what I did, wedging, jumping again and again. Seeing this, I spoke up and said 'you will never get out of here' - he did!
- tuatoru 3y agoA story that could have been written by Lydia Davis.
- defrost 3y agoOne of Dave Allen's many graveyard jokes. https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q3/12856.html https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q3/12856.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqbEMmI78HY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqbEMmI78HY
- aurizon 3y agoyes, I have heard it back in the day and it came to mind, Dave is very very good.