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Clearly our terraforming reptilian invaders have advanced volcanic eruption technology.

• contingencies 3y ago
  Isn't it a consensus view now that life on earth is statistically more likely to be a product of panspermia than to have independently evolved, thus technically all life on earth including ourselves is alien? (ie. we are the terraforming reptilians...)
• mrdobilina 3y ago
  No. It's nuclear powered tunneling machines causing tectonic fizzures leading to eruptions. Anyone with a decent Youtube subscription list knows this.
• richard_rainbow 3y ago
  They are easy to spot with the right sunglasses.
  • euroderf 3y ago
    Yes but first you have to get him to wear the sunglasses.
    • richard_rainbow 3y ago
      And have some bandages and beer to make up for it later.