I care how your day is going and it sounds rough. Coffee is on the house. It’s definitely a regional thing. You’re an asshole if you don’t engage with people

I care how your day is going and it sounds rough. Coffee is on the house. It’s definitely a regional thing. You’re an asshole if you don’t engage with people in Seattle, for example. Always weird to hear people calling it “fake” friendliness because nobody here feels that way.