Please don't fix this with a technical solution. I can't agree more with wpietri above. There surely is a non-technical problem at play. That isn't to say that

Please don't fix this with a technical solution. I can't agree more with wpietri above. There surely is a non-technical problem at play. That isn't to say that you shouldn't try to automate your babysitting, but if your need for babysitting is that severe, you have other problems.