This works if you pair the message with a Texas icon like Willie Nelson. Maybe today those redneck bastards that keep tossing their trash from their trucks into

This works if you pair the message with a Texas icon like Willie Nelson. Maybe today those redneck bastards that keep tossing their trash from their trucks into the ditch in front of my property would keep in their trucks for the last two miles to their houses if a native Texas gal like Miranda Lambert delivered the message. It's worth a try.