> What kind of real person uses the phone nowadays? Tell me you have no kids without telling me you have no kids. > Normal people use FaceTime, WhatsApp, Mess

> What kind of real person uses the phone nowadays? Tell me you have no kids without telling me you have no kids. > Normal people use FaceTime, WhatsApp, Messenger, Zoom, etc. What? No. Just call me on my phone. The actual phone, landline. You can call me on my cellphone but I'm not answering, leave a message. I might check it someday. You will never reach me on these proprietary third party walled-garden apps. I don't do proprietary.