And then there's the 99.9% of people who completely ignore the "crusty old map" of science and get scammed by grifters selling them a brand-new fantasy map ever

And then there's the 99.9% of people who completely ignore the "crusty old map" of science and get scammed by grifters selling them a brand-new fantasy map every other week. You don't have the right to be curious about anything until you have at least glanced at the real map. And you deserve to be shamed as a crackpot, pseudoscientist, quack and fraud if you are.