It's going to be one of those iron law things where of (time, effort, money) you only get to minimize two of them. You could get a consulting firm (Monitor, no

It's going to be one of those iron law things where of (time, effort, money) you only get to minimize two of them. You could get a consulting firm (Monitor, now part of Deloitte) to write it for you like Mohmar Gadaffi's son. Or pay some academic. But those will cost lots of money. You could enroll in a shitty program but there are usually some course and duration requirements, so it will take a while even if standards are low. Or you could just do it, I suppose. I've seen a few "professional PhDs" I'll see if I can find one. They'd be more expensive too though. E.g. https://www.waldenu.edu/online-doctoral-programs/doctor-of-business-administration https://www.waldenu.edu/online-doctoral-programs/doctor-of-b... I assume that counts as a PhD, there are some other doctoral degrees on there. You could search online for one that matches your repeatability ease requirements, they're all pretty dodgy imo.