It does have an Egyptian Pharaoh's charm to it. Ironically, their ancient method of preservation would be the most likely to survive into the future. Perhaps

It does have an Egyptian Pharaoh's charm to it. Ironically, their ancient method of preservation would be the most likely to survive into the future. Perhaps there's room for a "green preservation" service, where we effectively mummify you with your organs, then put you in a dry desert vault for the next few millennium. The "Valley of the Somewhat Upper Class," if you will.