Wow, I thought the original article was awful tho good, then I saw the lseek goto which seems much worse, then I see this dlopen for bash and I find it's the wo

Wow, I thought the original article was awful tho good, then I saw the lseek goto which seems much worse, then I see this dlopen for bash and I find it's the worse. But impossibly cool. Did you have a usecase for this or it was just fun?