Covered just a few paragraphs later: To solve this problem, you really only have two options: - get really good at apologies - spread the "love"

Covered just a few paragraphs later: To solve this problem, you really only have two options: - get really good at apologies - spread the "love" out so evenly that nobody really ends up feeling like they get unfairly targeted. Make it inventive enough, and they might even be amused.