My favorite was "the apple rep told you more than they were meant to. they're not allowed to tell you things, but if they were, you'd totally understand why the

My favorite was "the apple rep told you more than they were meant to. they're not allowed to tell you things, but if they were, you'd totally understand why they did it and even thank them". To which someone at least calls out the laughability of this: "Uh, I'm not thanking any company that just deletes my account and loses me data, apps and money, with no recourse".