I worked at a California startup that got aquired by a huge east coast corporation. At the all hands where the east coasters were introduced, one of them announ

I worked at a California startup that got aquired by a huge east coast corporation. At the all hands where the east coasters were introduced, one of them announced that we would all have to get drug tested within 2 weeks. We just looked at each other and then slow rolled them for the next month, lol. Eventually we all went and got tested together and no one got fired.