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Let me be the first to welcome people with more diverse substance abuse problems to our beloved secret police. My greatest regret is that I can only declare a m
by motohagiography 3y ago
Let me be the first to welcome people with more diverse substance abuse problems to our beloved secret police. My greatest regret is that I can only declare a mere hour of applause for their great personal sacrifices and worthily earned pensions.
Tbh, I kind of liked the idea that decriminalization and liberal attitudes were starving them for talent.
- treeman79 3y ago[flagged]
- cjohnson318 3y agoExtraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, beyond "do your own research" and "they don't want you to know".
- Gibbon1 3y ago[flagged]
- bwb 3y agoI would like to nominate this comment for the best of 2023. This was hilarious and also how I felt :)
- lcnPylGDnU4H9OF 3y agoNot that I disagree but I'm definitely less hopeful. Maybe after a decade or two and a pot smoker has managed to make it to a decision-making role but I'm not holding my breath (pun definitely intended).
- progrus 3y agoPure poetry. You are so right.
- astrange 3y agoSpying prevents war. It's easier to get into a war if you don't really understand each other. Not to mention if you don't know who has missiles pointed at you.
- solardev 3y agoLike Afghanistan, Iraq, Ukraine...
- astrange 3y agoYes, the first two were caused by Cheney ignoring CIA advice and the third was caused by Putin doing the equivalent. Are you claiming the US shouldn't help Ukraine know where the missiles being shot at their civilians are coming from?
- sremani 3y agoCIA said 4 days RUS will be in Kiev! Honestly, CIA has one of the worst human intel. My only hope is these pot-heads in their hope of scoring some weed would actually learn the local languages.
- solardev 3y agoI'm saying spying doesn't really seem to prevent war in the modern era. When inconvenient, intelligence gets ignored. When it lines up with the party narrative, it gets exaggerated and used to fan the flames, then thrown back under the bus after the dust settles. Meanwhile all that capability gets turned against us, surveilling US citizens instead.
- footlose_3815 3y agoCalling pot "a substance abuse problem" goes to show how politically you feel about this.
- bozhark 3y agoThat’s genuinely stupid. Do you apply the same to people that imbibe? My goodness.