So I spent what amounts to almost an hour today being amazed and entertained by the perceiced absurdity of this. Now, after a good dinner, reading the FAQ agai

So I spent what amounts to almost an hour today being amazed and entertained by the perceiced absurdity of this. Now, after a good dinner, reading the FAQ again, I'm starting to roughly feel like this might actually make sense, in another world, or maybe it might even make sense in reality when better fleshed-out? And also I start to remember what this reminds me of (plenty of other entertaining references already here in the comments): https://thedailywtf.com/articles/the-inner-json-effect https://thedailywtf.com/articles/the-inner-json-effect Two days later he started poking around. He started with a seemingly-innocuous file called “customers.json” and stared in confusion at its contents: { "File" : "Customers.json", "Class" : "Customers", "Author" : "redacted@redacted.com", "Purpose" : "", "Functions" : [ 568, 899, 900, 901, 902, 1877, 2880 ] }