A present alternative, of course, is the stoic Port O Let. They only get flushed sometime significantly after critical mass, an affair which even the most adama

A present alternative, of course, is the stoic Port O Let. They only get flushed sometime significantly after critical mass, an affair which even the most adamant patrons may never witness in a lifetime. If not for the Flying Wallendas of wanton incontinence that inevitably, covertly grace them, there would be a stillness of all but scent about them, minus the flies and microscopic. Even more so in the summer heat, that clings to tenant and deposit with a thicker, stickier gravity. Aerosols simply cannot thrive in these potty pulpits. With good marksmanship, these wonder boxes can be the sanitary solution we need.