6) Wake up when your life is half over, and realize all that bucking-up and Machiavellian conforming has sucked the soul out of your life and left you an empty

6) Wake up when your life is half over, and realize all that bucking-up and Machiavellian conforming has sucked the soul out of your life and left you an empty shell of a human. Does anyone remember when Monster.com had that super-bowl commercial? -- When I grow up, I want to climb my way into middle management!