Get legally drunk enough you can’t drive then bump into it by accident… “sorry officer, I was just trying to make my way home, I had a bit much and I had to lea

Get legally drunk enough you can’t drive then bump into it by accident… “sorry officer, I was just trying to make my way home, I had a bit much and I had to leave my car behind….” Or pretend to be drunk and have fun with it… I’d be tempted to treat the Miami one like a soccer ball depending on how heavy it is.