This is why I always answer telemarketers if I'm not waiting for an actual call. 1) answer 2) go mm-hmmm to their first question 3) phone on mute and set it

This is why I always answer telemarketers if I'm not waiting for an actual call. 1) answer 2) go mm-hmmm to their first question 3) phone on mute and set it on the table and go about my day I think the record for a telemarketer monologue is a bit over 3 minutes before they figured out I'm not responding. That was 3 minutes they weren't scamming anyone else to subscribe to whatever. I'm practically a human Tarpit for telemarketers =)