I really hate that SQL doesn't let you do UPDATE counters WHERE name LIKE 'prefix.%' SET value = value + 1 In a SELECT it's fine, but in a mutation it's da

I really hate that SQL doesn't let you do UPDATE counters WHERE name LIKE 'prefix.%' SET value = value + 1 In a SELECT it's fine, but in a mutation it's dangerous to make updating literally everything so easy if you leave off the tail.