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Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
by sacnoradhq 3y ago
Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
- defrost 3y agoChuck who? ~ Bruce Schneier (knows the state of schroedinger's cat).
- sacnoradhq 3y agoBruce who? - David Kahn Do YoU kNoW wHo I aM? - John Draper
- BizarroLand 3y agoMy favorite was that Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. The saddest one is that Chuck Norris believes Chuck Norris facts are true.