I don't know if you're being coy or just poking fun at the cheese/mustard confusion. At least it wasn't a revealing slip: a woman was once telling me that her h

I don't know if you're being coy or just poking fun at the cheese/mustard confusion. At least it wasn't a revealing slip: a woman was once telling me that her husband wasn't fussed by something and said that "eh, it's no hair off his back".