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Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake of the set of Walker, Texas Ranger. After two days of excruciating pain, the snake died. Death once had a near-Chuck experie
by clouddrover 3y ago
Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake of the set of Walker, Texas Ranger. After two days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Death once had a near-Chuck experience.
- grepfru_it 3y agoWhen the first episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
- lern_too_spel 3y agoMy favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them… and drools.
- sacnoradhq 3y agoChuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
- defrost 3y agoChuck who? ~ Bruce Schneier (knows the state of schroedinger's cat).
- sacnoradhq 3y agoBruce who? - David Kahn Do YoU kNoW wHo I aM? - John Draper
- BizarroLand 3y agoMy favorite was that Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. The saddest one is that Chuck Norris believes Chuck Norris facts are true.