Well, times have changed, and vampires have changed too. Instead of ravenously draining the life from your body and swallowing your final screams like pez, we'

Well, times have changed, and vampires have changed too. Instead of ravenously draining the life from your body and swallowing your final screams like pez, we've taken a more egalitarian approach of slowly crushing the life out of thousands of people simultaneously, but also giving them time to recover so we can get as much delicious pain juice as possible.