No one has taken the 5 second rule to the limit. What are the behaviors of bacteria at infinity? Once the party is over all the bacteria go home disappointed th

No one has taken the 5 second rule to the limit. What are the behaviors of bacteria at infinity? Once the party is over all the bacteria go home disappointed they never got to give someone an upset stomach. For science, I think it's important we test this behavior. We may be able to loosen the bound some. The 6.31e10 second rule could be very useful to physicists.