Clearly, from the asinine discussions in these comments, we can tell that a lot of people are into astrology now. This is getting really bad. That said, arguin

Clearly, from the asinine discussions in these comments, we can tell that a lot of people are into astrology now. This is getting really bad. That said, arguing against it probably won't work, there's a whole framework of weasely excuses and rhetorical chaff people can deploy. It's much harder to argue against a religious belief that people can just pretend they don't really believe in when challenged. My hope is that someone can come up with a pop-culturey alternative that provides the fuzzy feelings of astrology without rotting people's reasoning ability about the natural world.