What this technology needs to succeed is some kind of scary worldwide disinformation plot that scares everyone into adopting it. I don't think the Internet fil

What this technology needs to succeed is some kind of scary worldwide disinformation plot that scares everyone into adopting it. I don't think the Internet filling up with AI spam is scary enough, we need to dream bigger on this one. Whatever the plot is, I think people should remain indoors while it's going on and watch their televisions or iPhones. Next, we could make people scan their eyeballs before they eat at restaurants, go to the gym, or perhaps even visit the mall or ride the subway. We could have a greeter at every door who points the orb at you before you go in. This will create jobs, and also drive up the price of stanchions and someone can at least profit from that. Finally in a few years we could relax the restrictions because the human population will be accustomed to KYC before every transaction.