The bum gun is a big improvement over dry paper once you learn to manage the process well (keeping the water stream under careful control), but the ultimate in

The bum gun is a big improvement over dry paper once you learn to manage the process well (keeping the water stream under careful control), but the ultimate in easy effective cleaning is the toilet with integrated sprayers. Fancy ones let you control pressure, angle, pulse or continuous, etc. Via buttons on the side or the wall next to you.