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I carry a silicon crystal in my pocket at all times that gives me some pretty awesome powers.

• edu 3y ago
  Millons of nano-crystals!
• brrtbrrt 3y ago
  [dead]
• bombolo 3y ago
  It's not 1 crystal, also glass isn't a crystal, metal and plastic either. I understand what you're saying but it's just wrong.
• pndy 3y ago
  Does that come along with fighting demons and being saved by mysterious masked man wearing tuxedo and a big cylinder hat?
  • WarOnPrivacy 3y ago
    It does after large doses of Benadryl.