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> Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn” Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY T
by jihadjihad 3y ago
> Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”
I'd listen to an album of that--while mowing!
- petre 3y agoThat would be the harvest. Funnily enough, Death Metal Englism is also written in THE VOICE. "His hollow, peculiar voice is represented in the books unquoted ; it is peculiar because since he is a tall skeleton, he has no vocal cords to speak with, and therefore the words enter your head with no involvement from your ears, the books get this across by having his "speech" in small caps." https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Death https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Death
- inglor_cz 3y agoTHE SCYTHE OF THE GODS DROWNED IN DEATHLY SILENCE DECREED BY THE LORDS OF THE INFERNAL CASTLE. (It is banned to mow the lawn here on Sundays, by a municipal bylaw.)
- stinos 3y agoIs it also banned if you don't make noise, like when using a scythe?