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> Normal English: “Commuting to work” > Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT” I can see tha
by schlowmo 3y ago
> Normal English: “Commuting to work”
> Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”
I can see that one play out very well in a job interview after realising that the job isn't as remote as promised.
- WesolyKubeczek 3y agoThe job is remote; there’s a catch, though, that you need to commute to its (sometimes very) remote location.
- owl57 3y agoMy current job involved a relocation to another country. Now I know how to call it: a very remote job. :)
- mcv 3y agoIt reminds me of that scene at a diner: Waiter: Can I take your order? Teenager: I wish to devour the unborn. Parent: Eggs. He wants eggs.
- dspillett 3y agoI need something for the opposite (WFH the majority of the time doesn't really work for me, the company is officially “hybrid” but with all the people I work with almost always elsewhere I'm just remote but in an office with a couple of people on other teams).