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Just buy some spiders and let them loose.

• zacharycohn 3y ago
  Then you'll need a bunch of hummingbirds to eat all the spiders. Then cats to eat the hummingbirds. Then wolves to eat the cats.
  • rufus_foreman 3y ago
    Principal Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend. Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards? Principal Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse? Principal Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. Lisa: Then we're stuck with gorillas! Principal Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death. Lisa: Hmm.
  • grepfru_it 3y ago
    This sounds like the start of a great children's book
    • rufus_foreman 3y ago
      There was an old lady who swallowed a cow...
  • 1letterunixname 3y ago
    Pretty soon, you're living in rural Canada.
  • mark-r 3y ago
    That would be a beautiful story, except that hummingbirds don't eat spiders - they eat flower nectar.