I wish people writing things like this would write about the positive aspects of the language first. Are you really going to convince people who like Java that

I wish people writing things like this would write about the positive aspects of the language first. Are you really going to convince people who like Java that Java is bad, in one paragraph? And, do you want to just annoy everyone with your opinions before you get to the neat facts you want to convey? Positive first, negative second, or better yet, you understand the negative argument through the positive.