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That's it, I'm getting a UUID tattooed onto my backside.
by jcadam 3y ago
That's it, I'm getting a UUID tattooed onto my backside.
- majormajor 3y agoWell, you gotta show you had it at the time of the claimed recording, so... time for Google to release a new product for high-res date-authenticated scans of our whole bodies? ;)
- jcadam 3y agoLOL. "We regret to inform you that our entire database of full body scans was accessed and downloaded by unauthorized persons. We're providing you with a free year of online reputation repair services. We apologize for any inconvenience."