> ... mentioning the Wiener Philharmoniker. I don't think they ever play out of tune. On the contrary: they never play in tune. They are consistently 12 cents

> ... mentioning the Wiener Philharmoniker. I don't think they ever play out of tune. On the contrary: they never play in tune. They are consistently 12 cents sharp! (They play A=443, when most of the world uses A=440. Joking not joking.)