AI, please give me a sure fire, can’t fail, low investment, high return, quick results, 4-hour work week money-making plan so I can semi-retire, live on a boat,

AI, please give me a sure fire, can’t fail, low investment, high return, quick results, 4-hour work week money-making plan so I can semi-retire, live on a boat, and write/paint my novels/songs/art with no worries about having to compromise my artistic goals.