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Those look like fun activities. The list can be expanded and made a lot more fun: * See if you can make your sibling confess to eating an extra scoop of ice-cr
by rdtsc 3y ago
Those look like fun activities. The list can be expanded and made a lot more fun:
* See if you can make your sibling confess to eating an extra scoop of ice-cream:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senate_Intelligence_Committee_report_on_CIA_torture https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senate_Intelligence_Committee_...
* Slip some substances in your parents drinks and see if they'll tell you the password to the bank account so you can buy whatever you want:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltra
* Jealous how this one kid at school is too influential? Let's see if you can ruin their reputation and maybe put them in the hospital:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change_in_Latin_America https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_r...
- karmakurtisaani 3y agoThis could be an episode of Today, Now (the morning show of the Onion).
- MagicMoonlight 3y agoI mean if you know your sibling has just placed bombs on 42 ice cream trucks in order to shut down nationwide ice cream distribution (they don’t want you to have any) then I think it would be reasonable to use enhanced investigation
- gatlin 3y agoTo continue torturing this analogy it's very likely your proverbial sibling was trained by the CIA in the first place.
- rdtsc 3y agoExactly! Extra bonus points if you can avoid leaving traces or your work and manage to plausibly deny the methods you used when questioned by parents. Hint: it's not "waterboarding" if you don't use water. What other liquids might you use? What does your gas station sell?.
- kayge 3y agoSo many choices! coffeeboarding, mountaindewboarding, windshieldwiperfluidboarding... not sure if slurpeeboarding would be more or less effective.