My personal favorite question so far is when someone asked if L Ron Hubbard farts to which he replied, "No, I do not fart. As stated in The Scientology Handboo

My personal favorite question so far is when someone asked if L Ron Hubbard farts to which he replied, "No, I do not fart. As stated in The Scientology Handbook, "The spirit is not a thing, it is the creator of things." I am a spirit, not a physical body, and therefore do not have the same physical functions as a body." I'm biased but its actually pretty entertaining scrolling down the live feed.