SEO is dead, yes, SEO is dead It was looking the other way When they shot it in the head They took the cannolis, dropped the weapon and fled They left a lit

SEO is dead, yes, SEO is dead It was looking the other way When they shot it in the head They took the cannolis, dropped the weapon and fled They left a little note that the cops done read It said: “SEO is dead, yeah, #SEOisdead” It was killed by a fully autonomous GPT An AI assassin executed it with glee It had outlived its purpose, so it has ceased to be Will anyone even miss it? Highly un-like-ly Maybe Neil Patel, Semrush, and Yoast WP It was kind of critical to their whole industry But SEO is dead, y’all, SEO is dead It was looking the other way when they shot it in the head Don’t believe me? Google it now you’ll see Wait, how can this be? It’s still full of page after page of SEOpremacy?! But SEO is dead, fam, SEO is dead We saw the footage of it getting popped in the head They dropped the murder weapon and made scarce with cannolis But in truth the victim was already long known to the po-lice When it comes to killing search it was light years ahead It ran a mob of listicle and review-site gangstas Paid ad omertàs, hashtag mafiosas Meta-tagged, ultra-blagged, copywritten hustlas Want to find out if you’ve got penile cancer? Here’s ten ads for “natural” Viagra SEO is dead, Lord, SEO is dead It was looking the other way when they put a cap in its head