Hey Google, where's my LispScript?

All-right, enough with the Javascripts. It seems one needs to make web-apps now, and these things need client scripting, and client scripting in Javascript sucks. Can I have some ArcScript in your V9 engine, and in Monochromium infinity, and even in Firefoxes please? How could anyone miss on this? How can there be a VbScript and not a LispScript? Who makes up these rules? Oh, the terror Clarice.