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Val<<>> when they inevitably introduce templates and stringstreams
by zen_1 3y ago
Val<<>> when they inevitably introduce templates and stringstreams
- armchairhacker 3y agoIn 2028, when we revive the One True Programming Paradigm (for Enterprise Software)™, we'll have bestowed upon us the glorious Objective-Val
- cellularmitosis 3y agoMight have a future in mobile.
- lsh123 3y agoIn 2028, we will still be writing code in C and Fortran. And there will be all these new languages X++ that would be promising to replace either or both ;) ;) ;)
- pjmlp 3y agoX++ already exists, better pick another name. EDIT: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dynamicsax-2012/developer/x-language-programming-guide https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dynamicsax-2012/developer/...
- dmvdoug 3y agoSwift++, or Swifttt.
- phatskat 3y agoPetition to change all languages with “+” to repeat the last character for each plus. Going down the list of languages on Wikipedia[0] A+ becomes AA C++ = CCC Clik++ never mind this was a bad call. JJJ RRR Visual JJJ XXX (nice) xBaseee ZZZ [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages
- vogon_laureate 3y agoTaylor Swift’s subject-oriented programming language – Swifties. It would have: • garbage collection (Shake It Off) • error correction (Bad Blood) • closures (Closure) • optionals (Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve) • automatic reference counting (Right Where You Left Me) • REPL (I Knew You Were Trouble) • variable mutability (Everything Has Changed and Evermore) • guard condition (Eyes Open) • strict typing (You Belong With Me) After compiling run the binary by issuing the command: Run {filename} To debug: Tell Me Why {filename}
- dmvdoug 3y agoI was almost murdered a few years ago when I told a classroom full of senior girls at a suburban high school that Taylor Swift was overrated (I just wanted to see what would happen if I poked the bear). That is all I know about Taylor Swift. But it seems like you are onto something here. :D
- vogon_laureate 3y agoYou were lucky to make it out alive.
- airstrike 3y agobahahaha this is such a nichey yet epic comment
- re-thc 3y agoX+++
- andrekandre 3y agosounds good, but ill wait for c-interop so my moneys on valjective-c
- fooker 3y agoWith AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean and family present as core language features.
- 59nadir 3y agoBetter write it like `Val< <> >` otherwise the parser will get confused.