In my day we didn't have a fancy computer to calculate change. We had to count up change, just like my grandpappy did in nineteen-aught-three. And change! MEH

In my day we didn't have a fancy computer to calculate change. We had to count up change, just like my grandpappy did in nineteen-aught-three. And change! MEH! All we had were sheets of zinc and steel and copper foil. We had to manually pound out pennies in the back of the shop in a mold stolen from the mint in DC. And even if we did get a computing device, all we had were zeros. We had to pound half of 'em into ones manually. AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!